The Gravy Fountain Is A Thing

What's a gravy fountain? It's a fountain that you fill up with gravy. Not, like, a yard fountain—though you should absolutely live that truth if you have the means to do so—but rather one of those electric tabletop fountains that you may have encountered at weddings, parties, and Golden Corral. Customarily, they're filled with punch, or chocolate. Fill that sucker up with your favorite gravy!