Naked, covered in mud, and destroying a van is no way to go through life. Then again, it's Florida.
Deputies in the town of Osteen, northeast of Orlando, say they received a call from a property owner reporting suspicious activity and damage caused to his work van. When they arrived, deputies discovered 31-year-old Xaid Khan emerging from a barn completely naked and covered in mud. Deputies say Khan told them he had been “following the sun” under the guidance of a so-called "higher power" and couldn’t fully recall what had happened. His clothes were later found scattered across the property.
The homeowner reported shattered windows and an open driver’s door on the van. Deputies also found a patio door left open, water running from a hose, and furniture moved around. Khan was taken to a hospital for evaluation and later booked into jail. He’s facing charges of burglary, trespassing, and indecent exposure.