A woman named Celeste Joans was tired of dating apps getting her nowhere, so she created her own “boyfriend application.” As Celeste explains in a TikTok clip, she created the Google form because “the dating apps aren’t asking the right questions.” Her form skips the small talk and gets straight to the important stuff, like: “Are you a convicted felon?” “Do you snore?” and “If you like cats, don’t proceed to the next question.”
She even asked what they’d bring over if invited to dinner. The wild part? It worked. Celeste said she received over 200 responses, proving men will absolutely fill out paperwork if motivated enough.
“This is your sign. Skip the dating apps and just send them a Google form,” she advises. “Maybe you’ll meet your husband.” And honestly? In a world of dating‑app burnout, she might be onto something.