Back in the day Wendy's used some pretty great rhymes (not really) to teach their new employees how to pour and serve cold drinks. Now you may be thinking that using a soda fountain shouldn't really require a musical training video, and you would be 100% correct. Nonetheless the above video proves that it happened. And it didn't stop there! Oh no, there's so much more. Hot drinks, chili, and of course burgers all need to be presented in a way that makes us cringe and stare at the same time.
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