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Not long ago, we told you about the “girl math” trend - the funny, lighthearted spin women were jokingly putting on things to justify spending money. But some men online saw “girl math” going viral and took it way too seriously, turning it into something negative. They responded by slamming women for not knowing how math works, even though it was all silly fun.
So now, in response to that, women are hitting back by starting "boy math," where they call out the ridiculous things they’ve seen men do. These are some of the best boy math tweets so far:
“Boy math is knowing 75% of your head is balding and still getting haircuts on the last 25%”
“Boy math is only having 1 pot, pan, spoon, fork, cup and plate and asking her when she’s going to come cook for you.”
“Boy math is them not wanting to spend $10 on flowers cause they'll die”
“Boy math is raising three (3) pit bulls instead of one (1) child.”
“Boy math is trading your one (1) car for a one (1) motorcycle, when you have three (3) kids.”
“Boy math is wanting 0 kids, but having 0 condoms on hand.”
“Boy math is how 5'10" measures 6’ (feet)”
“Boy math is having a 70 inch tv but no dining table”
“Boy math is being afraid of gold diggers when you only have 3 pairs of socks to your name.”
“Boy math is them wanting a prenup & they make 45k”
“Boy math is getting your heart broken once in grade school then seeking revenge on every girl you date afterwards.”
“Boy math is when he does the oil changes and snow shoveling and she does the cooking and laundry and he decides they have equal workloads because they both do two chores.”
“Boy math is giving your baby mom $107/month in child support and thinking it funded her trip to Aruba.”