Want to give your ex a "get lost" Valentine? Pizza Hut will help you out with a "Goodbye Pie" – a hot honey pizza in a box personalized with a kiss-off message to the person you're dumping. The good news? It's free.
The bad news? It's not available everywhere. But for those outside the delivery zone, Pizza Hut will send a break-up text and Hot Honey pizza gift card to their future ex.