Zito in the Morning

Zito in the Morning

Zito in the Morning

 

Crotch Weasel

Short tailed Weasel - Ermine

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Police in Florida are on the lookout for a man who snatched a ferret from a Petland store and left with it nestled in his crotch.

The suspect, described as a man in his 30s with a long mustache, allegedly "fondled the ferret for quite some time" and then shoved it down his shorts and casually walked out of the store. He was holding "the crotch area of his shorts to support the ferret as he walked past all points of sale...without paying.” A store employee followed him outside and watched as he drove away in a white van. Police are reviewing surveillance footage and have a good picture of the suspect. They're asking for the public's help in identifying him. Hopefully the $650 ferret is in good condition.


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