These days, as soon as everyone is done celebrating one big holiday, they immediately start preparing for the next one. That's why Butterball is ready to start helping you with all your Thanksgiving turkey emergencies. The company is opening its 1-800-Butterball Turkey Talk-Line today, and turkey experts will be at the ready to field any questions and concerns you have about your big bird this year. This includes questions about buying a turkey, how to cook it, and what to do with the leftovers. They're also on hand to provide emotional support to anyone who may have suffered a turkey mishap.
Everybody loves the Butterball hotline, even the President. Well, a pretend president anyway.